Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegtables live in oppression, served on out tables each night This ...

This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall Everybody's meeting Vincent ...

I used to go to all the parties And make love to all the beautiful ladies And I'd eat cheeseburgers with with bacon and extra grease when I was hungry And drink Windex coladas until my skin turned ...

Can't think of anything to sing about Not much out there to sing about The world's okay, the weather's fine No need to sing about that I'll sing about Sponges Sponges yeah! Sponges Sponges yeah yeah ...

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo) I am ...